This is EVERYTHING I feel. Everything. Everything.
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
Now THIS is art.
Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is.I…. wow.
as he was returning home from working at the Bellevue Berry Farm in full pirate gear. He gets pulled over by the police as he is driving my daughters Van. The policeman looks in the window and starts to say, “Do you know why I…” he then takes a step back and puts his hand on the holster and continues, “is that gun in you belt?”
"Yes sir but it is a prop, I also have a Bowie knife and a hatchet on me."
"Sir I need to see your liscense!"
"Can I get out of the car? My wallet is in the back on top of my swords and the keg of gun powder.”
"I’m an actor at the Bellevue Berry Farm for the Halloween Season"
"Get out slow, hands where I can see them. Are you dressed as a pirate? "
" Yes Sir"
"This one is for the books!"
turns out the car had expired tags
the act of taking vengeance; revenge; payback; something done in retaliation.
Etymology: Latin ultio.